đ OPEN WHEN YOU NEED TO LAUGH
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Interrupting Raccoâ
BONK. (Youâve been hit with a tiny frying pan of joy.)
Tyla, if youâre feeling low, just imagine me tripping over air, trying to summon serotonin like a medieval alchemist mixing Red Bull and glitter. Or better yet, picture a raccoon doing taxes. In a tiny suit. Crying.
Still not laughing? Then just remember this one eternal truth:
You are the only person chaotic enough to be friends with me â and thatâs hilarious.
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